Showing posts with label why everybody in the world should swim. Show all posts
Showing posts with label why everybody in the world should swim. Show all posts

Wednesday, 10 August 2011

When the world is in turmoil there's only one thing to do: write a list

Sometimes it's hard to justify the existence of human kind. We're nasty buggers hell-bent on bringing the planet to its knees. 

I've been thinking long and hard (about 5 mins) about the messy state of the world and have had a breakthrough thought**. 

Here it is: if everyone learnt to swim and swam regularly the world would be a better place. Simple as...

I have contained my reasons for this in an easy-to-read list:

Compulsory swimming could potentially save the world because: 
* it tones and strengthens the muscles and doesn't involve any jarring movements.
* during laps, it's possible to meditate, think imaginative thoughts and plan the day ahead. 
* it burns off aggression and leaves the swimmer feeling calm and ready to take on the world in a nice and positive way, not in a destructive and negative way.
* it feels pretty sexy to plunge into silky water and pretend you're faster than a shark.
* it gets everyone together in the pool or at the beach. 
* it introduces people to the beauty and power of nature (when swimming in the ocean).
* it encourages people to appreciate what they've got and not what they haven't.
* it can be done by everyone from bubs to octogenarians.
* it's not about size - you don't have to be slim to swim. I get thrashed by people twice my size.
* you can swim without a limb. Seriously, some of the most accomplished ocean swimmers have a disability.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?  ALL THE WORLD SHOULD SWIM IN PERFECT HARMONY.

 **Definition of breakthrough thought: a fleeting moment of pure inspiration that, when reflected upon, turns out to be utterly ridiculous and implausible but still worth a mention in a blog that has 22 followers (one of them a dog).