Yes, a bootcamp for aspiring romance writers does exist and I am committed to it this Saturday and the next.
For almost 20 years I have been threatening to write a romance novel.
I have chewed the ear off anyone who could be bothered listening to my half-baked romance plots that have amounted to nothing, zero, doughnut, a BIG FAT ZILCH!
I am the queen of ALL TALK NO ACTION. To prove it, I have three unfinished manuscripts and two completed short stories.
The short stories are rubbish - I thought they were literary masterpieces when I wrote them. But there's nothing as sobering and depressing as returning to a piece of writing a couple of months down the track. What was I thinking? Was I on bad drugs when I churned out that soppy load of cliched drivel?
The bootcamp is conducted online by several coordinators and guest 'lecturers'. I have already started 'chatting' to some members of the group whose enthusiasm is catching.
But can I match it? All shall be revealed soon.
Hey, don't forget that I have yet to post part 3 of my shark tales. It should be a good one. So, my six faithful followers, stick with me; I won't let you down.
What a combo - sharks and romance writing! I think I'm onto a winner!